Three

16th of June.  9:05.  Door bell rings.  Man at the door says if I want to stay alive a bit longer, there`s three things I need you to know.  Three:

1.  I have six fingers on my left hand and I once killed a Spanish swordmaker.

2.  I'm a college dropout.

3.  I'm a stay-at-home dad

I could leave it at that but my motto has always been "why use a few words when you can use a lot?"  It's not a great motto.  It's no "speak softly and carry a big stick," but I'm working on it.  (I'm also working on wearing a monocle just to stick with the whole Teddy Roosevelt theme.)  Over the next three days I'll explain a bit more.  And by "a bit," I mean "a lot."  And by "a lot," I mean "sweet god that's an impressive amount of words."

R